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Pet the Buffalo
where's the pound cake!
Join us to learn the proper performance of the sacred PMCS ceremony, raging of the grievances social hour, and the stories of the many blessings brought by the sacred Water Buffalo. We have all the answers you need in life. Join us!!
Buffaloism
92.375% of buffalo worshipers see improvement in their lives, try it and see!
92.375% of buffalo worshipers see improvement in their lives, try it and see!
92.375% of buffalo worshipers see improvement in their lives, try it and see!
Just by petting the Water Buffalo you have a 100% decrease in the likelihood of having catastrophically horrible things happen to you for 24 hours! Your day is always better if you pet the buffalo before any important task such as choosing your next order of cheese or disarming nuclear weapons you nicked from the DPRK on your last gin bender!
For it is the way and there was Cheese
92.375% of buffalo worshipers see improvement in their lives, try it and see!
92.375% of buffalo worshipers see improvement in their lives, try it and see!
Have you ever tried petting a water buffalo for good luck? Why not?! Don't waste your life, pet the Water Buffalo! Put on your woobie cape, paper hat and ranger panties then recite the sacred PMCS from the holy TM each Sunday as your church service! Beards are authorized and sacramental Cheese is REQUIRED!
100% success in avoiding dolphin rape and pangolin attacks
92.375% of buffalo worshipers see improvement in their lives, try it and see!
100% success in avoiding dolphin rape and pangolin attacks
No mission or day of life goes as planned so Join us in petting and worshipping the Water Buffalo so you will have a better time. Followers of Buffaloism have all been 100% success in not being raped by dolphins or attacked by marauding pangolins
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Pet the Buffalo!
We love you. Feel free to visit your local Water Buffalo for blessings with your morning cheese.
Watchmeeatcheeseindjibouti
Djibouti Palace Kempinski, Djibouti
Hours for best formal worship services
Mon | 03:00 – 04:00 | |
Tue | 23:00 – 23:45 | |
Wed | 07:00 – 17:30 | |
Thu | By Appointment | |
Fri | 21:00 – 22:00 | |
Sat | By Appointment | |
Sun | 09:00 – 10:00 |
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